As we were walking around the x-mas tree farm this past Sunday of course we were on a mission to find the perfect x-mas tree, like everyone else. After only analyzing a few and giving them a nay, I saw the one! Yes, the one! The one that you can imagine in your house all decorated festive and in holiday catalogs. The one that you dream of staring at while sipping hot chocolate and listening to x-mas carols.
All was well with my dream until we got home and reality kicked in. I began to ask...Will I ever get this tree to stand without crashing to the ground? Will I ever get it to not look like the Leaning Tower of Pisa? When did the tree become pregnant? When did it grow sharp razor edges? Where the hell did my perfect tree go?
Enough is enough! No more perfect trees! I propose that from now on everyone look for a Charlie Brown tree.
lol, us too :)
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